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The portico tres chic describes with great humor sue leboncoin

The text:

Let's face it: life baby, it's annoying!

Spend his time sleeping, eating, pooping and regurgitate it'll be a time (although some teens seem to delight in this view of life, video games and more ...), he must find something to occupy his days!

Then two possibilities open to you, young parents. Baby is put in front of the Teletubbies and the risk of making a potential serial killer, is to offer this magnificent portico musical awakening!

In fact, make good use of those moments when the baby will slug on the back to make him someone different. Once comfortably settled on a lovely carpet (or even the floor if you want to make a disk) baby can embrace the world playing with the toy of sympathetic arousal.

It should be noted that this type of toy provides very satisfactory results in the evolution of intellectual and baby after only a few days of using your child will begin to vary its activities (see Photo 2).

At 3 years, while his classmates come to kindergarten Victor Hugo in your community to affix their clumsy hands full of paint on Canson paper, yours will complete his thesis on "the spiritual and intellectual influence of Victor Hugo in within the freemasonry under his attraction to the Cao Dai. " Admit it really throws more!

However these results are not guaranteed ...
If despite everything you find that your child is definitely not an intellectual, note that the characters are removable and it can then use this portal as traction bar or cage as it aims to throw a ball.
Thus, as an adult it will be stupid but what sport is not bad, football players fun to benefit women as philosophers ...

Concerning the characteristics of this wonderful Subject:

* Rather Calico, it is plastic after all very different colors "go anywhere" (Green anise, blue weight white, yellow and finally red) that will marry perfectly with your interior, especially if the award was made by Valerie Damidot.

* The dimensions are: H48 x L65 x l52 (source "Awakening Fnac and Games"). Actually we do not care one bit unless your house is really very small and a playset for baby may not be able to enter the room. In this case you would anyway not afford to buy this elitist so no matter.

* The characters are a blue rabbit, an orange sun and a species of wasp to look stupid and have their little peculiarity:
- The wasp has a mirror sticks to the bottom which will allow your child to face the harsh reality of life when he will realize that he is not so beautiful as his granny wants to repeat it.

- The orange sun is musical. When you press it you hear a kind of classical piece massacre that is almost as unbearable to listen to a song Zaz but has the merit to make baby laugh (while Zaz however mine cry ...)

- Finally, the rabbit and vibrant as skillfully illustrates the photo number 3. No need to gloat and say "Oh what a badger, his picture is all blurry! "
(But be careful not to confuse this with the vibrating rabbit duck mom)

To speak of this sensitive subjects ...
Father Christmas to me whispered to the new price is 39 €, I request 20 € for Discussion.

I specify that the margin of negotiation is quite low ie you can choose from the following options:

* 1 ticket € 20
* 2 tickets from 10 €
* 4 tickets 5 €
* 10 pieces of 2 €
* 1 ticket € 50 (History to see if I am dealing with an idiot ...)

I am sure that you want the best for your children ... I am waiting for your mails (and also your 20 € ...)

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