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The sellers are leboncoins a coronation sense of humor. Megalol!

Are you looking for a comfortable and welcoming place where you put the evening, tired of your work day (or day at the PMU if you are unemployed)?

Here is the solution!

There are 2 sofas brand Alinea that I forget the name (I'd say that sounds pretty GFÖRKST but Ikea ...) three squares and a place and a half (or large).

They are fabric brown or "chocolate" for snobs (I personally eat Galak then it does not really make sense this picture ...) and are in very good condition.

History anticipate mails from people asking me bitter "If they are so perfect, why you sell them, pauv 'con? "(My God, people are rude!) Know that since we went to dinner with friends a lot richer than we are, my wife me to buy the same tan leather sofas they ...
For this it is necessary to sub (because yes, it will pay to take these beautiful sofas chocolate) and place in the living room. QED.

I do not know the exact dimensions of these sofas but I could precisely measure if I see a real willingness to purchase from you (after payment of an installment sum).
To give you an idea I 175cm and when I lie on the sofa 3 places it almost corresponds to the space between the two arms.
This is convenient if you measure less than 175cm and your wife sends you to sleep on the couch when you get drunk Evening (The armchair can be used as an extra bed for a possible drinking companion dwarf).

I want to make a precision on the first photo:
One of the rules of diffusion of Bon Coin states that it is forbidden to offer more properties in the text of the same ad, know then that the magnificent portico awakening for baby that you can see on the table (which rounds -pushers of this site removes the advertisement without notice ...) is not for sale for the modest sum of € 20. Unless you insist.

Finally, if you have a friend or Portuguese speaking as Garcimore would be looking for "canapech", ie it seeks chairs and I am his man, or I can troubleshoot it by selling items presented in picture 3 but I doubt whether he can catch a lot of fish with because it is in reality of bath toys (as you see I'm honest, I do not even try to scam!)

If the sight pictures you find my inner thinking and pretty suddenly robbed me, know that I own an alarm system very effective, my robot vacuum is broken with the techniques of Krav Maga and my neighbor, a former sniper Emeritus , I appreciated a lot and spends his days to monitor my house from the window ...
If despite this you even attempt the shot thank you for not stealing the canapes, I think the asking price here is pretty near what the insurance will reimburse me.

Last precision: If the seat is soft, the price is itself closed.

No retail sale (it does not separate siblings), no exchange of laying hens against a R21 Nevada without technical control (with or otherwise) or even a dream week in 'all inclusive' in Marolle in Hurepoix.

However, my great kindness I am willing to offer you the trinket that you see on the arm of the chair on the second photo.
Certainly, it is particularly ugly but you will make a great service when you find a Christmas gift for your lovely mother.
However, if you have questionable taste and just want to buy the vase, remember that you will return for € 350.
As a gesture of goodwill I offer two sofas with.

Source: http://www.leboncoin.fr/ameublement/245189102.htm

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The cold is coming, the snow too, it is time to go snowboarding. And if we went with a bunch of naked snowboarder complement

+ 22 ° C: the people of Ecuador put a sweater out ...
+ 18 ° C: the people of Hawaii are two blankets to sleep ...
+ 10 ° C: Helsinki residents put out heat, it's too hot ...
+ 08 ° C: Russians begin gardening ...
+ 05 ° C: the Canadian stop out t-shirt ...
+ 02 ° C: Italian cars do not start out more ...
0 ° C: water freezes ...
- 01 ° C: when you breathe it's the smoke. Russians eat ice cream and drink cold beer ...
- 04 ° C: your dog tries to squat your bed ...
- 10 ° C: in France the cars start out more ...
- 12 ° C: the United States no longer ...
- 15 ° C: Canadians are starting to get down jackets and snow-bikes ...
- 18 ° C: the inhabitants of Helsinki rekindle heating, during this time the Hawaiians were frozen ...
- 20 ° C: breathing becomes audible in the cold, frozen face ..
- 21 ° C: if you manage to get the dog needs immediately freeze ...
- 24 ° C: German cars do not start out more ...
- 28 ° C: your dog tries to get into your pajamas ...
- 30 ° C: in Sweden the cars start out more ...
- 34 ° C: no more car starts, except for Russian ...
- 38 ° C: the Russians close their coat until the last button
- 40 ° C: Canadians begin to emerge gloves, scarves and hats
- 45 ° C: the Russian cars not start out well, even vodka ...
- 50 ° C: the inhabitants of Helsinki frozen ...
- 55 ° C: Canadian snow-bikes not start out more ...
- 60 ° C: seals leave the North Pole to go south ...
- 75 ° C: the Santa Claus leaves the North Pole, too ...
- 120 ° C: Alcohol frozen, the Russians are angry ...

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