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New Enterprise Agreement

1. Sickness absence

We no longer accept medical certificates as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor is that you are able to go to work.

2. Surgery

Operations are henceforth prohibited. As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. We sign a contract when you were intact and any removal shall constitute a serious breach of your contract.

3. Holiday

Each employee will be entitled to 104 days of vacation per year. These holidays will be called Saturday and Sunday.

4. Absence for various reasons

There is no excuse for not being present at work: there is nothing more to do for your friends or loved ones who have died. In rare cases where the participation of employees is necessary, the funeral should be program after the end of the afternoon. We will be happy to help you work during your lunch pose to leave an hour earlier, if your work is finished.

5. Absence in the event of death

In the case of your own death, this will be accepted as an excuse. However, we need to receive your notice at least two weeks before, because it is our duty to find a replacement.

6. Using the toilet

Too many hours are spent in the toilet. In the future, we will observe the following procedure:

Each employee whose last name begins with A will be in the 8:00 to 8:20 time slot. Each employee whose last name starts with a B in the time slot will be 8:20 to 8:40 and so on.

If you can not go at the niche schedule allotted to you, it will be necessary to wait until the next day your turn comes again.

In extreme emergencies, employees may swap the turn with a colleague.

In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit to be observed in the toilet. At the end of the 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract and the door will open.

7. Lunch break

People lean body mass have one hour for lunch the installation because they need to eat more healthy look. Those of average build have 30 minutes to maintain their appearance, and people have strong corpulence 5 minutes: the time needed to drink a Slimfast and take a diet pill.

8. Clothing

Strongly invites you to come and work with clothing for your salary.

If we see you with fancy dress, it means that you are

comfortable and you do not need a raise.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

Cordially.

Your manager.

N. SARKOZY

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