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The Mega Mix

by admin on Mar.23, 2011, Under Music , Music , Videos Unusual

Make a tube by mixing different videos on the net, you can. Mashup friendly.

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Burka Woman

by chris on Jan.25, 2011, Under Parody , Music , Humor Videos

A Parody of "Pretty Woman" Saad Haroon

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Lyrics:

Burka woman, in your black sheet
Burka woman, with your sexy feet
Burka Woman

My love for you it grows
Every time I see you toes
-Nail polish-rowrrr * *

Burka woman, with your eyes kajul
Burka woman, my mystery prize
Burka Woman

I go home year practice Flirtin '
With my drawing room curtain
-Modesty-rowrr * *

Burka woman, I love you still
Come on and give me a thrill
Show me your left nostril

Burka woman, do not act estranged
Burka woman, its all arranged
Do not you know I cam to see your daddy-ee

I cannot find you, turn on the light
Do not be scared baby, it's our wedding night

Burka woman, devoid of sin
Burka woman, my desi penguin
Burka Woman

You're the night and im a star
Throw like a star this sexy ninja
I guess i wont put on the moves
With your gains Will you refuse

But wait, what do i see?
Is she back to me texting?
Yaa, oh she's texting me back to
Woah she's texting me back to

Oh burka woman!

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Mon Ami Sarko

by chris on Dec.30, 2010, under Music , Parody , Music

Nice little parody of Mohamed RISSANI dedicated to President of the Republic Nicolas Sarkozy.

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Lyrics:

By moonlight

My friend sarko

I'm out of tune,

Pay me my taxes,

The bank's mouth

My account has zero

Increase wages

Give us rest

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Cause I'ma Geek I'm a serial # fail

by chris on Dec.23, 2010, under Buzz , Music , Music

Resumption of Creep by Radiohead JcFrog.

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Lyrics:

I saw U @ the store, babe

Could not look U in the iPad

You're just like an Apple

You multitouched my soul

I did not read the instructions

Do not know how you work

No idea how to boot you

Do not know where to plug


Cause I'ma Geek

I'ma serial # fail

I try to # There's no purpose lol Meaning

I is not worth a tweet girl!

I want a perfect <body>

I want a Ctrl-Alt

I Wish I Was "social"

You're so very "social"

I post about causes

Even feels a corner or Two

Goal I save all my fortune

For the next two iPad

Cause I'ma Geek

I'ma serial # fail

I try to # There's no purpose lol Meaning

I is not worth a tweet girl!

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It still bandaged

by chris on Dec.14, 2010, under Song , Parody , Music

"Cecilia told me that tape again"

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Parody Song on Sarkozy

by chris on Dec.10, 2010, under Music , Music

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Him, he was nothing and here today

It is the evil one, copy Berlusconi.

He loves to lie.

Fun to destroy the entire purchasing power.

Increasingly worse, especially for me.

And that makes him laugh and it makes him laugh,

He loves to lie.

It is hilarious the scum of the neighborhood.

He wants to remove from our families live without paper.

Hortefeux the turns ...

He takes us for idiots.

These words are so beautiful.

Casse you poor fool,

that's his nature.

It makes her happy, it makes her happy.

He loves to lie.

He's done the trick karcher

aujourd'jui to be president.

He's done the trick karcher.

It fell in love with Carla Bruni.

He thinks he's gods and dreams of Putin.

People's furious that he decided reforms.

He loves to lie.

He wears Rayban, a Rolex wrist

and often borrows the yacht Bolor.

Luxury draws, attracts luxury.

He loves to lie.

To be on our votes. He sent Cecilia.

She at least has the odds. But no luck it goes.

He loves to lie.

To get to see it struts a Disney

and tells stories to appeal to French

To get elected, to get elected.

He loves to lie.

He's done the trick karcher

aujourd'jui to be president.

He's done the trick karcher.

It fell in love with Carla Bruni.

....

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Sarko sauce Renaud

by chris on Dec.04, 2010, under Song , Music , Parody , Music , Videos Unusual

Sarkozy said on an air of Renaud, a conclusion as a return boomerang.

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Outrageous: special Senators

by chris on Oct.28, 2010, under Music

The output of the Book of Yvan Stephanovitch "The Senate: Survey of the Republic super" is timely in this period of pension reform. We will discover that prior to reform the pension plan "Classic", or even to rise up on special schemes for rail workers should be better to address those who abuse the system in place REALLY ... senators.

In this interview with Jean Jacques Bourdin, Yvan Stephanovitch sheds light on the special senators and Senate employees.

According to him the senate employs 1260 staff paid between 2300 and € 20,000 monthly, 32 hours a week, almost four months of vacation, a night premium systematic although not working (even for the garden).

The Senators won 11,540 euros net per month for compensation, plus all full of benefits (Notes trains, planes ...), a premium data from 1000 Euros per month (12,000 euros per year is enough to be pleasure), and very low rate to buy a home ..

So if they worked hard, it can be somewhat alleviate the feeling of injustice and unjustified privileges. But this is apparently not the case:

  • 90 of 343 Senators are frequent (26%)
  • 120 Senators are part-time (35%)
  • 133 Senators almost never come on do. (39%).

The law to remove the severance in the event of excessive absenteeism in France ... But it does not enforce this law!

On Yvan Stephanovitch after the great specialist of absenteeism in the Senate is Jean-Noel Guerini, so Jean Claude Godin said, "If Jean-Noel Guerini resigned from the Senate is not notice" ....

Retreats and you tell me?

A 6-year term as a senator is entitled to a pension of 1869 Euros ... We are 40 years of contributions and parrait that it is not enough ;)

And the difference with the assembly you will say "they work to the Assembly" Dixit Yvan Stephanovitch

In summary if you want

  • Little work
  • Able to be away as much as you want without payroll deduction
  • Earn your life comfortably
  • Contribute 6 years to ensure an honorable retirement
  • You pay for computer equipment 100o euros per month (band GEEK ;) )

Becoming a Senator

The hardest thing in the trade it's still a Senator to become ;)

A small video to close this ticket. Please note that senator will dazzle you with his mind before thinking.

http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxdj1an

One wonders if John Louis MASSON, Senator of the Moselle uses its premium data from 1000 euros per month.

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Bel Esprit Audrey Pulvar

by chris on Oct.22, 2010, under Buzz , Music

Audrey Pulvar is the Buzz going up to the plate after the racist statement by Jean-Paul Guerlain .... Beyond these remarks indefensible is the lack of reaction from the media and political world that is stain.

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Arabic liar, thief, Arabic, Chinese workers, but dirty, greedy Jew, a French sexually free, the hot Latin rabbit, negress panther, the negress lascivious, the Negro dancer, the negro Interior, the negro footballer the lazy negro ... Bingo! A little research, you could find others to provide ideas of Jean-Paul Guerlain for her precise little of racist stereotypes. So the Negro's lazy, good for nothing, he has chosen to serve in an astonishing silence, on the set of 13 hours from France 2 last Friday.

"I worked as a negro, I do not know if the Negroes were always so much work, but anyway ...." This is the second part of the sentence, 13 words, which earned him ... what?

It was looking good, it has waited for all weekend, in the mouths of these politicians, the beginning of a conviction, emotion, indignation.

Only Christine Lagarde responded. For others, we are still waiting. In France, we can speak words to a racist prime time on a national media without any great voice, political, intellectual or artistic emeuve do it.

Oh, the associations are doing their job, threatening to complain. But speaking of scum? Of scandal? Shame? Obscenity? Sputum? Sputum, this very distinguished Mr. Guerlain has thrown in the figure not only in all black today, but most importantly, dear Mr. Guerlain, the remains of millions of dead in the hold, to fund ocean, deported from their homeland to the New World.

Millions of people enslaved, degraded, dehumanized, for four centuries, reduced to the rank of arms and hands INTENDED FOR cotton fields, the cane fields, the bite of the whip or that of the mastiff, all slaves, sold as a ... work force! No men, no, neither fathers nor mothers who were tearing their children into other pack animals, not humans, but the tools, equipment. Goods.

Guerlain dear sir, you where one of the flavors enough alone, to reassure the child that I was absent when his mother, whose name you came with me, from mother to daughter, sister sister, as far as I can remember and which I can never, ever wear any fragrance, my negress, I reread, I dedicate these few lines, signed Aime Cesaire: "... Vibe vibrating essence of the shadow in wing throat, that forces perish, the word negro, any weapon out howl of a poisonous flower, the word negro, while pouacre parasites ... the word negro, full of brigands that roam from mothers screaming, children crying, the word negro, a sizzling flesh burning, acrid and horn, the word Negro, like the sun is bleeding from the finger on the pavement of clouds, the word negro, as calves the last laugh of innocence, between the teeth of the tiger, and as the word sun is a snap of the ball, and as the word night, tearing a taffeta ... the word negro, thick do you know, thunder been one of the freedoms that arrogate unbelievers ". Aime Cesaire, who, to insult, as one day replied: "Well the negro, it Fuck you! ".

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Should leave you it burst the banks?

by chris on Oct.21, 2010, under Boycott , Music

This listener of radio RMC took the floor to express enough of the crisis, politics and the status of entrepreneurs' french. He said he had to let him die banks solely responsible for what happens to them.

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