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A pathological liar and totally absurd weeks before the legendary Bernard Tapie, "Nanard", whose eclectic career she seems even invented by a guy drunk between ecstasy. So Monday, on the model of Bernard, I decided to diversify my activities enough yet protean. Indeed, what is common between the writing of my plays and antics vain that I run every Friday night at Giesbert, if not the virtuosity of the pen that disgusting, is not it.

Monday, I decided to repurchase a default of bankrupt firms to buy back all the former ministers of the previous government moribund Fillon. That's how I being deconstructed by Eric Woerth full moral bankruptcy and I merged with the sweet charm of the beautiful Rama Yade, combining the competence of one and the seduction of the other, to sell a same person the Socialist Party, itself on the brink of bankruptcy. And tonight I promise all undecided, bisexuals and others that see the head of Rama Yade poses as a trophy on the bust of Eric Woerth causes erections even the infamous. When the bubbling has Fadela Amara here, I hired him to rewrite all the great songs of the sick body, threader cliches that the left compares a hypocrite Paul Verlaine of us that rhyme with Love Always, beer can and floor lamp, Grand Corps Malade which deprives a court as kids. Monday on the same principle I decided to rent invigorates the body of Jean-Luc Delarue into a football player. He who knows the field already well on track of the white lines.

Tuesday ...