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The portico tres chic described with much humor sue leboncoin

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Let's be honest: life baby, it's boring!

Spend his time sleeping, eating, pooping and regurgitate it will be a time (although some teens seem to revel in this view of life, video games and more ...), we must find something to occupy his days!

Then two possibilities are open to you, young parents. Be put before the Teletubbies baby and take the risk to make a potential serial killer, or offer this magnificent portico musical awakening!

In fact, make good use of those moments when the baby will slug on the back to make him someone different. Once comfortably settled on a lovely carpet (or even the floor if you want to make a disk) baby can open the world playing with this toy sympathetic arousal.

It should be noted that this type of toy provides very satisfactory results in the evolution of intellectual baby and after a few days of use your child will begin to vary its activities (see photo 2).

At 3 years, while his classmates come to kindergarten Victor Hugo your common affix their clumsy hands full of paint on Canson paper, yours will complete his thesis on "the spiritual and intellectual influence of Victor Hugo in within freemasonry under his attraction to the Cao Dai. " Admit that it really throws more!

However, these results are not guaranteed ...
If despite everything you notice that your child is definitely not an intellectual, note that characters that are removable and can then use this portal as traction bar or cage as it aims to throw a ball.
Thus, an adult will be stupid but sports which is not bad, footballers pleasant benefit to women philosophers ...

Concerning the characteristics of this magnificent Subject:

* Rather variegated, it is plastic after all very different colors "go anywhere" (Lime green, blue weight white, yellow and finally red) marry perfectly with your interior, especially if the decoration was made to by Valerie Damidot.

* Its dimensions are: H48 x L65 x l52 (source "Fnac and Games Awakening"). Actually we do not care a bit unless your house is really very small and a playset for baby may not be able to enter the room. In this case you would anyway not afford to buy this item elitist so whatever.

* The characters are a blue rabbit, a sun orange and one species of wasp look stupid and have their own little peculiarity:
- The wasp has a mirror glue buttocks allowing your child to face the harsh reality of life when he realize that he is not so handsome as his granny wants to repeat it.

- The orange sun is musical. When pressed you hear a sort of classical piece massacre that is almost as unbearable to listen to a song Zaz but has the merit of making baby laugh (while Zaz however mine cry ...)

- Finally, the rabbit and vibrant as skillfully illustrates the picture number 3. No need to mock you by saying "Oh what a badger, his picture is all blurry! '
(But be careful not to confuse this with the vibrating rabbit duck mom)

Talk to present topics that annoy ...
Father Christmas has me sliding ear that nine is the price of € 39, € 20 I ask for Discussion.

I precise that the margin of negotiation is rather low in that you can choose between the following options:

* 1 ticket for € 20
* 2 tickets € 10
* 4 tickets 5 €
* 10 pieces of 2 €
* 1 tickets € 50 (History to see if I'm dealing with an idiot ...)

I'm sure you want the best for your children ... I waiting for your mail (and incidentally your 20 € ...)

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