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See that you are doing is changing the world it did not work price.

Good music, a gifted gymnast ... a mixture that Buzz.

JDD Sonntags Zeitung Switzerland is back, and not surprisingly created the buzz with this representation of the Sarkozy couple.

Nicolas Sarkozy is here a comparative Napoleon and Grumpy. Carla Bruni Sarkozy was Josephine de Beauharnais (Empress of the French and Queen of Italy from 1804 to 1809) and Snow White.

Audrey Pulvar the fact that Buzz stepped into the breach following the racist statement by Jean-Paul Guerlain .... Beyond these remarks indefensible is the lack of reaction from the media and political world that is stain.

Script:

The Arab liar, thief, Arabic, Chinese workers, but dirty, greedy Jew, the French sexually free, the hot Latin rabbit, the negress panther, the negress lascivious, the Negro dancer, the Negro Interior, the Negro footballer the lazy negro ... Bingo! A little research, you could find others, to provide ideas of Jean-Paul Guerlain for its racist cliches of small precise. It is therefore that the Negro lazy, good for nothing, he chose to serve us in silence Get blown, on the set of 13 hours of France 2 last Friday.

"I worked as a negro, I do not know if the negroes were always so much work, but anyway ...". This is the second part of the sentence, 13 words, which earned him ... what?

It was good looking, well it was expected throughout the weekend, in the mouth of all these politicians, the beginning of a sentence, excitement and indignation.

Only Christine Lagarde has reacted. For others, we are still waiting. In France, we can speak words racist to prime time, on a national media with no great voice, political, intellectual or artistic work will be moved.

Oh, the associations are doing their job, threatening to complain. But speaking of scum? Of scandal? Shame? On the obscenity? Sputum? Sputum, this very distinguished Mr. Guerlain thrown in figure not just all black today, but, dear Mr. Guerlain, stripped of the millions of dead in the hold, to fund ocean, deported from their homeland to the New World.

These millions of people enslaved, degraded, dehumanized, for four centuries, reduced to the level of arms and hands destinies to the cotton fields, the cane fields, the lash of the whip or that of the mastiff, these slaves, sold as a work force ...! No men, no, nor fathers, nor mothers who are tearing their children as are other animals, not humans, but tools, equipment. Of goods.

Dear Mr. Guerlain, one of which you perfumes enough alone, to reassure the child that I was when her mother was away, whose name you accompanied me, mother to daughter, from sister sister, as far as I can remember and which I can never, ever wear any fragrance, my negress, I reread, I dedicate these few lines written Aime Cesaire: "... Vibe vibrating essence of the shadow in wing throat, it's forces perish, the word negro, howling out any weapon of a poisonous flower, the word negro, while pouacre parasites ... the word negro, full of bandits lurking, of mothers screaming, children crying, the word Negro, one of sizzling flesh burning, acrid and horn, the word negro, as the sun bleeds claw on the pavement of clouds, the word negro, as calves the last laugh of innocence, between the fangs of the tiger, and as the word sun is a snap of the ball, and as the word night, a taffeta ... it torn the word negro, thick do you know, thunder one was that arrogate freedoms of unbelievers. " Aime Cesaire, who, to insult, as one day replied: "Well the negro, he fuck you! ".

Buzz on the video that background event. And if the sheep had the head of the shepherd

Monumental tribute to Michael Jackson made by a group of young people on the esplanade du Trocadero in Paris.

If you have missed the buzz of Cebu Pacific Airlines here is the catch-up session with the two videos in question. Cebu pacific home you love and especially Pop Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.

Here is some bonus funny videos on the airlines, some of which have already been the subject of an article right here ;)

Pub for lowcost airline 1time.co.za

It happens on the companie EasyJet shooting a spot for the airline TUIfly

A stewardess of EasyJet with a sense of humor on arrival in Toulouse

You notice that the female is still a cause of a generalized teasing on Facebook. You come across:

• I like it in the cupboard
• I love her in the living room on the table
• I love the work plan of the kitchen
• I love her on the sofa
• I love the button of my radiator thermostatic
• I like it on the desktop
• I like it in my closet
• I love it on my tiled floor
• I love it on my chair
• I like particularly the left foot of the sofa

The last year they gave the color of their bra, since early October is the place where she likes to put their handbag

All this has left the United State with the slogan "I like it"

Firstly what is a Mashup? Well here is the Wikipedia definition that I will avoid a long discour:

Mashup, bootleg or also called bastard pop musical genre is a hybrid since it consists in the association, in one piece, two or more existing titles, usually the vocal parts of a piece of music from a other.

It's like a fruit salad! And when it serves the more fruit the better. The author of this Mashup Peter Bull, AKA Norwegian Recycling (Recycling understand Norwegian) is one of the best remix I've had the opportunity to see. No surprise that the mix makes the BUZZ today.

The following titles present in this Mashup

• Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
• BOB feat. Bruno Mars - Nothing On You
• Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
• Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time
• Jason Derulo - In My Head
• Justin Timberlake - My Love
• Lady Gaga - Just Dance
• Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
• Ne-Yo - So Sick
• Michael Jackson - Black Or White
• Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
• Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger
• Taylor Swift - Fifteen
• Taylor Swift - Fearless
• Savage Garden - The Animal Song
• Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake - Signs

It's the Buzz Sunday, relays all over the canvas you've probably heard, but you never know you. Interviewee by Anne-Sophie Lapix on Canal + Rachida Dati was the language that fork. Instead of talking about inflation Rachida speaks of fellatio! "Blowjob almost zero" but even when fellatio As we often wondered about the origin of Lapsus. Freud saw the slip in the emergence of unconscious desires. We will never know but between String Laurence Ferrari, the blowjob Rachida Dati and Vaginal Eve-Marie Lortie (Quebec), there is a tendency to Lapsus villain ... Anyway Rachida Dati is still the Buzz!

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