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"This is as traumatic as sending Claude Guéant a concert Diams"

"Pivot is so long he has known the days when margueritte duras made of the ratings, was the time beni or Grens very intelligent, like us, interessted morons like you ...

My rates adrenaline is doing the crossword in the ground floor of my soul

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The Generation Y

• Job interview
• The Office
• With his colleagues
• Their working hours
• The Dress Code
• Work

The term Generation Y means persons born between the late 1970s and the mid-year 1990. It takes its name from the previous generation, called generation X, and the English phonetic of "Why", meaning "why" N 1.1. Other equivalent terms exist, including children of the millennium or diminutives Geny and Yers. The Americans also use the term net generation or digital natives to point to the fact that these children have grown up in a world where the personal computer and the Internet have become increasingly accessible.

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Elise Lucet received Stephane Guillon and it's Sarko who took over a layer.

"When a president of the republic is 77% of negative opinions, he declares that he found the work of a humorist necessarily inadmissible Well this comic becomes popular, it is the principle of communicating vessels"

Late December doubt hovered over the remains of the chronicle of Nicolas Bedos. Well to our delight Nicolas Bedos will continue to regale us with week is pathological liar.

Extract:

After three weeks without a tv like me desiring Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Ira will not come back come back

and I say Dominique has (Strauss-Kahn) is or are you asshole,

it is not a herd of Roma supliant a coin before the big sedan Shit!

I can not stand not already the hesitation of a woman who politely I propose to spend the night without a condom and blackjack in a seedy motel

While Strauss-Kahn and his silence skeptical American Geisha sniffing with disdain our Gallic calendos

It deserves a good slap

I do not know about you but I Arnaud Montebourg for now directing me to this country would appear as credible as Patick Bruel leading the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra .... Mimi Maty or captain of a team of professional basketball.

The Montebourg the dough feels like Borloo smells booze

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Program Hortefeux, Nicolas Sarkozy, Carla Bruni, Francois Hollande ...

• Hortefeux Bengal
• Hortefeux fireworks
• Hortefeux and blood
• Hortefeux Lake
• Hortefeux at will

Mythomaniac week of Nicolas Bedos

The previous week was Nicolas Bedos comfronte a Marine Le Pen in an already chronic worship. But Nicolas Bedos you it will hold water, will you propose we Delectables other times, you may consider it as the new generation of French satire. Well in view of this second successful performance my answer is YES. A subtle and corrosive humor and the courage to face the prompts victims of his word. Already some talk of similarities with Desproges, just that!

The little phrase

Isabelle Adjani who really has no resemblance to Isabelle Adjani

But who has the merit of having kept in the attic of his turquoise eyes the memory of its vibrant beauty of yesteryear

The Prompts:

Laurent Joffrin, director of "Liberation". Author of "The Enigma of the Rue Saint Nicaise"

Francois Hollande, MP PS of Correze. Author of "Let's talk about France"

Marc Weitzmann, writer. Author of "When I was normal"

Find it on France 2 in the emission "Critics Week" by Franz-Olivier Giesbert (FOG) every Friday from 23h.

If you do not know where you go
Or even to know when you come

If you know you do not know
You will know
But if you do not know that you do not know
You'll never know
And when you know
Do know

Do you ever declines to look into the behind of someone
Otherwise someone else will also fall behind you to look into yours

If you talk to someone and he does not listen to you, shut up.
Listen it! May be in the listening to him you will know why he did not listen to you.

If someone told you that he is able to swallow an entire coconut
Let him do what he does is entirely trust has her anus.

Women is just like the coffee
It excites the departure, after it irritates

Men are like melons
He feels more should have for getting the right

Do not be a good two times, once it's enough
Because when you are good once you are good and it's good
But when you are good once you become two and one sweet suck you

All human beings are like
White, Black, Red, Yellow, Rich, Poor, believers, atheists
There are somewhere in all of us a little bit smelly

It's not that there are more cons this year than last year
But that's because the con-of his next year already with us.

Fabrice Eboue embarks on animation for toddlers? Not really, there's listen to the lyrics of "Fabrizio Lezard" ... A strange mixture between songs for young and bawdy song.

Lyrics: