Between Montreal and Vancouver, a man and a woman who does not know should share the same unit of sleeper.
Although a few genes have so much to share intimacy, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly. Him on the top bunk and she in the lower.
To 1 am the man leans over the bottom bunk and wake the lady
"Mrs. .. Madame. excuse me disturb you. but I'm awfully cold. Would you kindly give me the coverage that is in the locker? '
"I have a much better idea, replied the woman. Let's pretend that we're both married. just for tonight. Okay? '
"Wow! What interesting idea you have, "exclaimed the man. "I totally agree! '
"Good". she said. "Go get yourself and do not fuck"
The husband goes to bed and whispers softly, passionately whispered to his wife:
- "I do not slip ..."
And the woman answered:
- "Let me sleep ... tomorrow I'll wash in one."
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The Sex Shop and naughty lingerie store Ann Summers has the package for valentine. It shows women in lingerie ultra sexy offer wooden objects to men ... We can better understand the subtlety with the slogan "Give him wood for Valentines Day." I'll let you translate
A hundred activists of the animal rights organization began naked Sunday on the steps of the cathedral of Barcelona to protest against the fur industry. "The goal is to make participants realize that n 'there is nothing stylish to wear animal skins, but a lot of cruelty and selfishness, "according to a statement released by the Organising Association AnimaNaturalis. Activists, nearly 130 men and women were lying naked on the steps in front of the Cathedral of the Catalan capital, the body covered with red paint to remind the blood of animals killed for their skin.
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