Compilation of advertisements which demonstrates the revival of "Male Macho" in Advertising.
Desires and needs (dezir zwe eb @ ~) n.
In female: The delicate balance between the desire for emotion, physically and psychologically that is sought in a romantic relationship
For men: The three B (Food, Sex, Beer)
Tip (tryk) n.
In female: Any room under the hood of a car
Of Male clasp a bra
Lesbian (lEsbjEn) n.
The female: A woman making love with another woman
For men: A woman making love with other women, which has the consequence of exciting the male libido
The glass ceiling (plafO ~ d @ VER) n.
In female: Invisible Barrier that prevents women from reaching the highest levels of the hierarchy in their work
For men: Equipment that would be of great utility to work, especially when you know the secretary who works at the floor above.
Vulnerable (vylneRabl) adj.
In female: Refers to a person willing to trusting anyone
For men: Said of a hockey player playing without its shell
Communication (kOmynikasjO ~) n.
In female: Sharing his thoughts, doubts and feelings with your partner
For men: Place a call from a telephone booth to say we went joyriding with friends.
Ass (ky) n.
In female: Part of the body is always made larger by any skirt / dress / pants
Of Male Body part used to peter, and incidentally may be shown in public
Engagement (FJA ~ saj) n.
The feminine: The desire to marry and to found a family.
For men: Do not try to go out with other girl while one is with his girlfriend
Distractions (distraksjO ~) n.
The female: A good movie, a concert, a play or book.
The male: Anything with a ball, two lips, or three Draws.
Flatulence (flatylA ~ s) n.
The female: An embarrassing side effect of digestion.
For men: an inexhaustible source of pleasure and fun, self expression and manly friendship
Remote Control (telekOmA ~ d) n.
In female: Device used to change the TV channel remote
For men: Device used to zap the 75 TV channels every 2 minutes.
The Sex Shop and naughty lingerie store Ann Summers has put the package for the valentine. It shows women in lingerie ultra sexy offer wooden objects to men ... We can better understand the subtlety with the slogan "Give him wood for Valentines Day." I will let you translate
A hundred activists of an association of animal rights have been Sunday bare on the forecourt of the Cathedral of Barcelona to protest against the fur industry. "The goal is to make participants aware that n 'there is nothing elegant to wear animal skins, but a lot of cruelty and selfishness, "according to a statement released by the host association, AnimaNaturalis. The militants, nearly 130 men and women, were naked on the front steps of the cathedral of Barcelona, the body covered with red paint to recall the blood of animals killed for their skins.
Jokes and riddles about women, about men and relationships Men / Women:
Or is that the gaze of men arises? The answer in picture:
The earth is round and yet it fucking in every corner.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who do not know.
Better to be understood that stuck with an idiot.
In every church there is something wrong.
Picks up the beer flowing foam.
Better to miss a kiss from a kiss spleen.
Women need a reason to have sex: men just need a place.
A qwerty keyboard is forearmed.
It is wrong to believe that a clown stinking smells funny.
Better a scallop with a salad a getaway with a slut
If love is blind, only one solution: palpate.
Be nice to your children, it is they who will choose your nursing home.
All mushrooms are edible. Some, only once.
If asked for a reduced model as a gift, do not go to a sex shop.
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a section in a swimming pool urinator.
Only bad language can say that there are frigid women.
The men of the age of beer, live in taverns.
Dorenavent, it will be as usual.
A carpenter has filed baseboard to floor.
The accused is cooked when his lawyer is not believed.
How is it that if I want to have money before me, I must put in to shore?
I have a body of a god ... Buddha.
The schizophrenic deaf hear they vote?
Never tell your wife that a cannibal is deliciously beautiful.
The biggest fear is the toreador confronts a bull or cow.
If the wall has ears, normal for him to wax on the floor.
Gentlemen, you want to extend 3 cm? ... Shave.
A broken pelvis for an elderly person it's embarrassing for a goldfish is dramatic.
Today, I saw a one-legged eating a chicken drumstick.
In a sadomasochistic relationship, it is not suggested that the partners are on the same nail length.
If Polo clothes are so expensive is that the logo, the rider wears a Lacoste.
You would not have waited so long before coming to see me ............ My doctor
He is so smart that his brain is his second favorite organ.
That all who believe in the power of psychokinesis raise my hand.
If you do not usually succeed the first time. Skydiving is not for you.
If you are a penguin, I guess you do not care desperately for the phrase "Do not know what to do with two hands"
The important thing in life is that to be the key to success, it must be good which brings me.
Since the murder and murderers thieves steal, do the bandits bandage?
A bowl of Eire, that makes Dublin.
A madman at the head of a state! ..... But who? But which country?
Should come to aid box and batteries not included