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Julian and Stephanie were married Aug. 7, 2010. And the opening of the ball is rather the style of the day with another program between Grease, Pulp Fiction, Rambo, Thriller, Prince ... With choreography Kamel Ouali The torn that married ... which broke out on the day of their marriage it's nice. All our best wishes for happiness in any case Julian and Stephanie ... We can not even imagine the evening stag boy and girl life

Wooing

Marriage to church

La Soiree Wedding

Small zaping of Sarkozy on a song by Carla Bruni "The most beautiful Quarter" ....

After a few years of living together, a young man decides to marry
with his girlfriend.

As it is not at all aware of the traditions at the end of the Mass,
it approaches the cure and asks:

- Excuse me, my father, I know he is in the tradition that young
maries make an offering to the priest who celebrated the marriage, but I
not know what people give in general.

The priest responds in whispers:

- In general, it is based on the beauty of the bride. It is more
beautiful, plus the sum is high.

At these words the young Marie turns to his wife. He hesitated a few
moments, reaches into his pocket and hands a piece of 1 euro to cure.

The priest, compassionate, said:

- Do not move, I'll make money ...

Here is a model letter for those who want real change employers!

Letter of resignation!

EXCELLENT!

This letter comes from real BELGIUM

Sir,

I beg you to kindly consider the present letter as a letter of resignation official. I'm really bored at work in this case and it is mostly your fault. You are the worst department head that I had the misfortune to know.

Your talents are virtually non-existent, you can not create any spark of loyalty from your employees, you have less charisma than carpet and I am sure that the average member of any Boys Band is endowed better business sense than you. In addition, you really give the impression of being the offspring of a consanguineous marriage.

I never like to work here. My salary has always been null and if I'm still so long, it's because I used the phone and stamping machine mailroom to start my own small business to black mail. Besides, my brother-me borrow the company car every weekend for the taxi and make ends meet. Oh, and I forgot the very profitable small  " business" sale of office supplies that allowed me to set up a booth on fairs and flea markets in the region.

I was at work provides one of your direct competitors. In fact, I had offers from more than a month but I needed to finish this period to photocopy all your records confidential clientele and all of your balances. Do not expect me to sue under the pretext of any spurious operation of industrial espionage. I will note that I have in my possession, preserved in a safe place, all the negatives of photos taken at the last office party. If you do not want to put your marriage in danger, I suggest you keep yourself tile.

As for negotiations regarding my notice, I'll let you be the judge. You can liberate me up today (with the balance of my congestion and a generous bonus departure) and you never hear from me. On the other side, it is quite possible that you want to follow the procedure and get me to stay as long as the notice states in my contract. In this case, it is quite possible that during this period I've been violent attacks of Tourette's syndrome and I am therefore unable to restrain myself from spitting everywhere, abuse customers or discontinue the appointment you with future financial partners.

See for yourself.

Cordially. PS: You stink

1. FRIEND, FRIEND - including your relationships, a member of the opposite sex who suffers from a defect whose existence makes the idea of ​​sleeping with him or just really appetizing.

2. ATTRACTION - act of associating a desire to copulate a particular person.
3. WINK - method used by a woman free clips to understand a man he's interested. It should be noted that this practice, taught women to their young age, has nevertheless of difficulties: many women have some trouble to look at a man in the eye, not because of a possible shyness, but because the eyes of the man is rather pointed at their beautiful breasts.
4. HEART - seat of passion in women. This shows respect for the rules of adaptation in the evolution feminine, the woman who, as we know, neither head nor tail.
5. CONTRACEPTION - can prevent pregnancy through a variety of tactics: taking special pills, inserting a diaphragm (or pessary), condom use, and women do take rencards with men or repulsive, for men, spend a lot of time with other children.
6. THUNDERBOLT - what happens when two people meet very excited, but not selective.
7. DON JUAN - proper name became common, and calling a man whose natural goodness leads him to participate in the happiness of a maximum of representatives of the opposite sex in the reduced time as possible. Warning: this word is used only in the masculine. The woman, it is  " SLUT."
8. EASY - adjective used to describe a woman who has the same sexual morality a man.
9. FLOWER - vegetal decorative and fragrant that should never be used to beat a woman. Other methods are at your disposal.
10. FLIRT - the thing in hand, hand in the thing, but never the thing in the thing.
11. Frigid - a term used by man to describe a woman who has less sexual appetite that he, or who need the firstfruits include a little more than the mere raising her nightgown.
12. GIRONDE: even outside of Bordeaux, describes a woman with beautiful bait.
13. HABIT - the greatest enemy of love.
14. INDIFFERENCE - a woman's attitude vis-a-vis a man, which is interpreted by the man as  " teases play."
15. INTERESTING - term used by man to describe a woman who lets her lead the conversation please.
16. LAW OF RELATIVITY - law that the attraction felt for a person given is directly proportional to the lack of attraction that you feel for the person with whom you actually go or which spell.
17. IRRITANCY handled - what happens, after a few months of living together, through these little ones who were originally attracted two people to one another.
18. Nymphomaniac - a term used by man to describe a woman who has sexual appetite more than him.
19. IDEAL WEIGHT - expressed in kilograms for a woman given a figure equivalent to the weight of his underwear in grams. This ideal is rarely achieved. A special note that tolerance is granted to those not wearing underwear.
20. HOLDER JARRETELLES - female accessory whose disappearance in favor of sticking to weigh heavily in the failure of many neighborhood cinemas.
21. Possessive - a term used by man to describe a woman who wants out of life than sex sufficiently frequent.
22. Pretentious - adjective used to describe a woman who wishes to remain a virgin until marriage.
23. Hot date - which is a METHOD enormously spend money, time and energy to do better acquainted with a person you do not like particularly the time and you learn to love even less in the relatively near future.
24. SLUT - describes a woman who has intercourse with everyone except the man who uses the term. See also  " DON JUAN."
25. SLIP - female accessory becomes superfluous beyond the second meeting.
26. SOBRIETE - condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
27. OUT TOGETHER - verbal form that describes the fact that two people, usually of the opposite sex, actually spend most of their time back together.
28. Sperm - male germ a very common Sexually Transmitted Disease CALLED pregnancy.

Reason invoked: it is not necessary to invest in a fish mold for 20g ...

But ..

Feminine response:
Today, 80% of women are against marriage.
They finally realized that for 200g of sausage, it was unnecessary to lug the whole hog ..

BUS: Vehicle that runs twice as fast when you run after that when you're inside.

BABY SITTER-: Teenager (s) to behave like adults a way that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.

BANKER: Someone who would agree to grant you a loan on the condition that you bring him proof that you do not need.

Or: Man helping you lent an umbrella when it is sunny and you reclame of it started to rain.

CAPITALIST: A person who goes to his office car air conditioned conditioned conditioned his club has to take a steam bath.

SWEATER: Clothing required by a child when her mother was cold.

CONSULTANT: Refers to one who consults your watch, tells you the time and makes you pay for the service.

DANCE: Frustration vertical a horizontal desire.

ECONOMIST: Expert who will know tomorrow why what he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

EASY: Refers to a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

HARDWARE: Part of the computer that receives the blows when the software crashes.

INTELLECTUAL: Refers to an individual capable of thinking for more than two hours was something other than sex.

HEADACHE: Contraceptive use by most women

MARRIAGE: Union allows two people to endure trouble they would not have had if they were alone remains.

Nymphomaniac: Term used by some men to a woman designer who wants to make love more often than they are, or who wants to make love, but not with them.

ORTHODENTISTE Spellcaster puts you in the mouth part of what you remove pockets.

PARLIAMENT: Name strange form of the verbs "talk" and "lie."

PESSIMISTIC: Optimistic who has experience.

PROGRAMMER: Someone who solves, so as incomprehensible, a problem that you have no idea.

PROGRESS: Doctrine which is to complicate what is simple.

PSYCHOLOGIST: This is the one that looks the other when an attractive woman enters a room.

ALARM CLOCK: Instrument invented to wake up people who do not have young children.

SARDINE: Small headless fish that lives in the oil.

SECRET: Information that can not communicate one's person at a time.

Snobbery: The act of buying things you do not like with money we do not have in order to impress people they do not like.

SYNONYM: Forgot to write to instead of the one you're not sure of the spelling.

TEAMWORK: This is the ability to take on other faults.

FEATURED: A person who works hard all his life to be known, and then bringing large dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

TEENAGER
Person who behaves like a baby when not treated like an adult

BABY SITTER
Adolescents must behave like adults, aa way that adults who come can behave like teenagers.

AMI (E)
Refers to a person of the opposite sex who has that "je ne sais quoi" that eliminates any desire to sleep with her.

LOVE
5 letters in word, three vowels, two consonants and two idiots.

ARCHITECT
Not macho enough to be engineer, not enough to be gay designer.

LAWYER
This is a person who writes a 10,000 word document and entitled "Summary". (Franz Kafka).

Hitchhiker
Young woman clothed usually pretty short and that is your way when you're with your girlfriend

CARS
Old car with all the parts make noise except the radio

WOMEN
Set of curves that are correct line

JURY
Group of twelve people, united by a drawing of lots to decide which of the accused or the victim, the best lawyer

MARRIAGE
AA Union allows two people to support things they would not have to bear if they were only remnants

PARENTS
Two people who show a child AA AA AA walk and talk, then tell him to keep his mouth shut and sit

PENIS
A small root after a big vegetable

PETER
Sneeze in her underwear

POINT G
Sensitive issue of women between the two big toes

FISH
Animal which is excessively rapid growth between the time it is made and the time the fisherman makes the description AA friends

PROGRAMMER
One who solves a problem you did not, in a way that you do not understand.

PSYCHIATRIST
Intelligent man who helps people become cingles AA.

QUANTUM PHYSICIST
This is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which is not LAA.

SCOUT
Silly boy wears a large following Wears stupid kid

AUDITOR
Who arrives after the battle and walking on the wounded.

BANKER
It lends you an umbrella in fair weather and will resume when the rain begins AA (Mark Twain).

ACCOUNTING
Anyone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

ECONOMIST
Expert who will know tomorrow why what he predicted yesterday did not happen today.

CONSULTANT
Whoever removes the watch from your wrist, giving you time and makes you pay for the service.

DIPLOMAT
Anyone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you very want to start the trip.

DANCE
Vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.

POLITICIAN
Person obtaining the money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect each other.

TRUST
Freedom we give AA a person to do the stupid things.

DESILLUSION
Feeling felt when the great posterior does not coincide with the face that turns.

ORAL EXAMINATION
Proof of admission of trainees AA White House.

EASY
Says a woman who has the sexual morals of men.

FOOTBALL
What every woman marries without knowing it.

CLOSETS
Place or hang her clothes when there are more door handles available.

Perfectionist
Person unable to appreciate the music of Tchaikovsky if she can not spell her name.

ORAL SEX (expression quebecoise)
Stories about his buttocks aa his buddies. Speaking of ass.

COMPOSURE
Easy to have aa month of December.

Man has discovered ARMS and the HUNTING he invented.

Women have discovered HUNTING and it invented FURS.

Man has discovered the COLORS and invented PAINT it.

Women have discovered the PAINT and invented MAKEUP it.

Man has discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION it.

The Woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP it.

Man has discovered the GAME and he invented CARDS.

Women have discovered the MAPS and invents it WITCHCRAFT.

Man has discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD it.

The Woman discovered FOOD and invented a SYSTEM.

Man has discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE it.

The Woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE it.

Man has discovered WOMEN and he invented SEX.

Women have discovered SEX and she invents SORE HEADS.

Man has discovered the EXCHANGE and he invented MONEY.

The Woman discovered MONEY and that is that everything is Laa party balls ...