Umoor.EU - Humor and Buzz

Elise Lucet received Stephane Guillon and it's Sarko who took over a layer.

"When a president of the republic is 77% of negative opinions, he declares that he found the work of a humorist necessarily inadmissible Well this comic becomes popular, it is the principle of communicating vessels"

Him, there was nothing and here today

He is clever, copy Berlusconi.

He likes to lie.

Fun to be destroyed in the entire purchasing power.

Increasingly worse, especially for me.

And that makes him laugh and it makes him laugh,

he likes to lie.

It is hilarious the neighborhood thugs.

He wants to wipe our families live without paper.

Hortefeux the ledge ...

He takes us for idiots.

These words are so beautiful.

Casse toi pauvre con,

that's his nature.

It makes her happy, it makes him happy.

He likes to lie.

He's done the trick karcher

President to be looking at.

He's done the trick karcher.

This is enamored of Carla Bruni.

He thinks he's gods and dreams of Putin.

People's furious that he decided reforms.

He likes to lie.

He wears raybans, a Rolex wrist

and often borrows the yacht Bolore.

The luxury draws, attracts luxury.

He likes to lie.

To be on our votes. It sends Cecilia.

She at least has the odds. But no luck it goes.

He likes to lie.

To see how well it has struts Disney

and tells stories to seduce the French

To get elected, to get elected.

He likes to lie.

He's done the trick karcher

President to be looking at.

He's done the trick karcher.

This is enamored of Carla Bruni.

....

ânonner: Read or recite a painful and hesitant manner.

In fact Sarkozy n'ânonne not recite it ;)

JDD Sonntags Zeitung Switzerland is back, and not surprisingly created the buzz with this representation of the Sarkozy couple.

Nicolas Sarkozy is here a comparative Napoleon and Grumpy. Carla Bruni Sarkozy was Josephine de Beauharnais (Empress of the French and Queen of Italy from 1804 to 1809) and Snow White.

"They are changing the world.
They did not even need guns, they just need to think for themselves.
Our world is fucked.
This is freedom now. "

It does resemble and yet they generate roughly the same feelings in their respective countries. And if we exchanged our Presidents everyone would be happy right?

Let's not forget their slogans

Obama: Yes We Can

Sarkozy: No Weekend

http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxfhsxo

Start with the portrait of Nicolas Sarkozy.

Text Version:

New Enterprise Agreement

1. Sickness absence

We no longer accept medical certificates as evidence of a disease. If you are able to go to the doctor is that you are able to go to work.

2. Surgery

Operations are now banned. As long as you are employed here, you will need all your organs. We sign a contract when you were intact and ablated any constitute a serious breach of your contract.

3. Holiday

Each employee will be entitled to 104 days of vacation per year. These holidays will be called Saturday and Sunday.

4. Absence for various reasons

There is no excuse for not being present at work: there is nothing left to do to your friends or relatives died. In the rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral program should be the end of the after-noon. We will be happy to help you work during your lunch break to leave an hour earlier, if your work is finished.

5. Absent in case of death

In the case of your own death, this will be accepted as an excuse. However we need to receive your notice at least two weeks before, because it is our duty to find a replacement.

6. Use of toilets

Too many hours are spent in the toilet. In the future, we will observe the following procedure:

Each employee whose last name begins with A will go from 8:00 to 8:20 schedule. Each employee whose last name begins with B 'will go from 8:20 to 8:40 hours, and so on.

If you can not go there during the time slot allotted to you, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again.

In cases of extreme urgency, the employees may swap their turn with a colleague.

In addition, there is now a period of 3 minutes to observe strict in the toilet. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract and the door will open.

7. Lunch break

People of lean body mass have an hour for laying lunch, because they must eat more in order to look healthy. Those of medium build have 30 minutes to keep their pace, and of heavy build people have 5 minutes: the time needed to drink a Slimfast and take a diet pill.

8. Clothing

Strongly invites you to come and work with a dress for your salary.

If we see you with fancy dress, it will mean that you are

comfortable and you do not need a raise.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

Cordially.

Your manager.

N. SARKOZY

Here is a small compilation of tubes, parodies on Sarkozy.

Sarkozy if you saw my life:

song parody if Sarkozy

A Hungarian amongst the Gauls:

Casses you POV Con.

This is against you this song

This Sarko Humor Man

As Sarkozy (Feat. Fernandel)

He fucks a starlet .. ca change of Bernadette

This is not to finish Read More Bestof: Songs on Sarkozy