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An action movie with Sarkozy, Holland, Bayrou, Le Pen, Eva Loly .... Breathtaking!

Lepage Frank gives us a language course 100% wood

http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxil109

The FN does not count as Old Cons in its place, there are also young fools.

Hosni Mubarak 30 years in power it's been long

Sarkozy and Fillon are in an airplane.

Fillon said: I take a ticket of € 200 and I make a happy.
Sarko said I throw 10 tickets € 20 and I rend10 people happy.

The driver sighed and said to his co-pilot: Listen to these arrogant, they not realize that if I throw 2 ... assholes, I pay 62 million French happy.

Affreudisiaque. In ugliness, paradoxically, fuels sexual desire.

Purse: Social Contribution transfer effected by telephone.

Altipute: Prostitute stations winter sports.

Anarcissisme: Fun to say or marginal to pose the revolt

Alactel: Cow milk technology

Alterophile: Who loves raise others.

Ayrton Senator: Senator supports a policy that leads us into the wall.

Awoerthement: Scandal kills in the bud

Barython: Female physical medium ungrateful

Bayroute: electoral disaster.

Benabarbiturique: Something that is extremely assomant.

Binapartisme: Alternative military regimes between right and left.

Blizzarre: Strange and cold.

Bordelicat: Subject thorny and complex.

Branlettre: First post Hadopi

Braguqtelle: Zipper regarded - despite the presence of basic pants - futile as an adornment, a bauble without interest.

Burqade: farce around the mediatic Islamic religious practices.

Cacaphony: Speech shit.

Calvicelard: Old pervert balding

Canibaballisme: Appeal for dogs balls.

Capotalisme: Economic System based on integral protection.

Castrologie: Belief in the virtues of crazy Cuban model.

Cetejerom: Singer deceased variety

Cejeterom: CD committed Singer

Celibertaire: Who lives only for the sake of freedom.

Charthfiskhal: powerful vasodilator intended to moutontribuables. To take into cures renewable if too strong agitation of deputains.

Chariabia: Speech confused arguments to convince us of the supposed imminent implementation of Sharia in the suburbs

Chimayrique: adjective designating any hallucination, myth or legend raised by the excessive consumption of beer Belgian

Chômiste: Unemployed making no effort to find work.

Con-citizen: Elector.

Confusible: Who pete a lead when it is confused.

Connectivist: Socialist on the Internet.

Council constêtutionnel: Body of decisive and stubborn capotalisme

Couragette. Vegetable that does not draw the side when it comes to dive into ratatouille.

Credimation: Destruction by debt.

Defenestropecuniaire: Who is like throwing money out the window

Deputain: Able to do all elect.

Egobesite: hypertrophy of the ego.

Elephantaisie: fat joke to fool the world

Enseignangnant: Raleur professional.

Ass pounding: System pension distribution.

Excremental: Related to a thought shit.

EXTRADITION: Speech excessive for the release of a prisonnier.v

Fonctortionnaire: Employee of the treasury.

Fraternitude: Action belabour all the syllables of words is pronounced.

Gastropod: Who has trouble walking, which is lagging due to gastroenteritis.

Godemichel. Sex toy astray by its owner shouting through the window that it will.

Groupustule: Group of boils

Herbus: New plane ecological

Hippopotin: A rich behind

Hotosexualite: Sexuality and very personal

Impôtage: About demagogic justifer to tax.

Impôtlitesse: Refusal to pay taxes courteous.

Impôtpotame: very heavy tax

Impôtsuccion: Big puncture tax matters in order to lose weight drastically income

Islam oratorical jousts, Apple version.

Julien-Dry: Politician Dry necessitating public money to rebuy.

Levrettocratie: System must fuck or get fucked or to succeed.

Frees-burping: Trend liberal post-meal or post-beer.

Mediocracy: Regime statist policy expressed through the media and mediocrity.

Metronorme: Requirement of periodic upgrading.

Minustre: Secretary of state or minister who is not up to par.

Mollahrchie: Countries where it is better to run away Koran.

Molloh: Mullah moderate.

Mongaullien: Socialist right.

Nostradamusc: Fragrance Apocalypse.

Pardouze: Scene orgy involving a man and 12 women.

Parlementeur: Member of Parliament.

Phenominable: Unusual in mediocrity.

Nitpicking: Discussion about who has the biggest.

Ponctionnaire: Employee of the State responsible for prelavements mandatory.

Pornithorynque: Mammal salopare (qv) of Australia, including sexual mores are quite surprising.

Prelavements Required: action serving taxpayers through the anus.

Presidenture: Action to seek growth with teeth.

Fiscal Projection: Cumshot government.

Rabâneries: Predictions erroneous but-publicized.

Rassisme: hostility to the bread.

Rectare: Unit of measure of the intestinal wall adjacent to the anus, allowing you to choose the most suitable thermometer.

Reflectaire: Who tends to make the ideas given to him.

Salopare. Animal that reproduces dirtily.

Saltimbankable: Artist who has succeeded.

Salsifisme: Doctrine religious, partisan closely monitored and the letter of recipes based salsify.

Sarkolepsie: very contagious disease consisting sleep to be a dwarf.

Sarkophage: Tomb of the enclosing France freedom, equality and fraternity.

Sarkostique: Who mixture of irony and mechanical bearings.

Sarkozïdose: Illness strikes in France since May 16, 2007.

Scrutum: Election of a leader without balls.

Seinthetique: False chest.

Senatorium: medical establishment to treat senility, at the expense of moutontribuable

Statologique: Describes a State reasonably crap.

Stupefiente: Amazing bird droppings to narcotic effects.

Syncretinisme: Doctrine philosophical thoughts to unify several different cretinous.

Tantencule: Branch of the Ministry in charge of prelavements mandatory.

Tapinembourg: Big vegetable prostitute.

Telephonimmobile: Fixed telephone.

Trianculation: Dummy competition on the French market of mobile telephony.

Trianculaire: Second round of election where the voter has very deep.

Usurpeteur: A person who assumes the power to control fraud in its many pets behind as he desired.

Vagianale: stimulated by double penetration.

Zoocopulatoire: Who fucks like a beast.

The output of the Book of Yvan Stephanovitch "The Senate: Survey superprivilegies of the Republic" falls a peak in this period of pension reform. There bare any prior reform the pension plan "Classic", or even to rebel on special diets railway it would be better to look at those who abuse the system in place REALLY ... The Senators.

In this interview with Jean Jacques Bourdin, Yvan Stephanovitch enlightened us on the special diet for Senators and employees of the Senate.

According to him the senate employs 1260 staff paid between 2300 and € 20 000 per month, 32 hours per week, almost four months of vacation, bonus night although not systematic works (even for jardiners).

The Senators won 11,540 Euros net per month compensation, plus all full benefits (Train Tickets, Airplane ...), a premium computer 1000 Euros per month (12,000 euros per year is enough to make pleasure), and rates very Deeper to acquire a home ..

So if they worked hard, ca mitigate can be a little sense of injustice and unwarranted privileges. But this is apparently not the case:

• 90 of 343 Senators are frequent (26%)
• Senators are 120 part-time (35%)
• 133 Senators almost never does come on. (39%).

The law provides for allowances to remove if too high absenteeism ... But in France we do not enforce this law!

Yvan D'after Stephanovitch great specialist of absenteeism in the Senate Jean-Noel Guerini is, so that Jean Claude Godin says "Jean-Noel Guerini If resigned from the Senate in apercevrai it is not" ....

Retreats and you tell me?

A 6-year mandate as Senateur entitled to a pension of 1869 Euros ... We are 40 years and will contribute parrait it is not enough

And the difference with the Meeting you will say "At work they assemble" Dixit Yvan Stephanovitch

In summary if you want

• Little work
• You can leave as much as you want without salary withheld
• Earn your life comfortably
• Contribute 6 years to ensure an honorable retirement
• You pay 100o euros per month of computer equipment (band GEEK )

Become a Senator

The hardest part of the trade of Senateur is still to become

A small video to close this ticket. Senator attention it will dazzle you with its avant-garde spirit.

http://www.dailymotion.com/videoxdj1an

One may wonder if Jean Louis MASSON, Senator of Moselle premium computer uses its 1000 euros per month.

Text Version:

New Enterprise Agreement

1. Sickness absence

We no longer accept medical certificates as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor is that you are able to go to work.

2. Surgery

Operations are henceforth prohibited. As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. We sign a contract when you were intact and any removal shall constitute a serious breach of your contract.

3. Holiday

Each employee will be entitled to 104 days of vacation per year. These holidays will be called Saturday and Sunday.

4. Absence for various reasons

There is no excuse for not being present at work: there is nothing more to do for your friends or loved ones who have died. In rare cases where the participation of employees is necessary, the funeral should be program after the end of the afternoon. We will be happy to help you work during your lunch pose to leave an hour earlier, if your work is finished.

5. Absence in the event of death

In the case of your own death, this will be accepted as an excuse. However, we need to receive your notice at least two weeks before, because it is our duty to find a replacement.

6. Using the toilet

Too many hours are spent in the toilet. In the future, we will observe the following procedure:

Each employee whose last name begins with A will be in the 8:00 to 8:20 time slot. Each employee whose last name starts with a B in the time slot will be 8:20 to 8:40 and so on.

If you can not go at the niche schedule allotted to you, it will be necessary to wait until the next day your turn comes again.

In extreme emergencies, employees may swap the turn with a colleague.

In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit to be observed in the toilet. At the end of the 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract and the door will open.

7. Lunch break

People lean body mass have one hour for lunch the installation because they need to eat more healthy look. Those of average build have 30 minutes to maintain their appearance, and people have strong corpulence 5 minutes: the time needed to drink a Slimfast and take a diet pill.

8. Clothing

Strongly invites you to come and work with clothing for your salary.

If we see you with fancy dress, it means that you are

comfortable and you do not need a raise.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

Cordially.

Your manager.

N. SARKOZY

The RMC radio listener is speaking to express fed the crisis, the political status and French entrepreneurs'. He said he had to let the banks die solely responsible for what happens to them.