The hardest when I sleep with a girl for the first time, it's my penis.
Bruno stops at each return from hunting in the cafe Laura for a drink.
He has a bad habit of brutally put his gun against the bar by tapping the butt on the ground.
Laura reprimand each time:
- One day you'll forget in a cartridge and it will be a disaster. "
And of course, one day the shot was fired.
- That said Laura, I told you! Today, the rest is good and room is right above!
I dare not go.
Go you! "
Bruno goes to the floor and comes back saying:
- All is well! the right was lengthened on the bed, legs apart. The move is happening between her legs without touching!
- Phew, Laura said, it is a miracle!
- Indeed, Bruno said. By cons, your husband, he has no head!
Here is an attack against formal Puritanism displays by Apple. Apple recall that imposes the rules on the content of broadcasts Ipad, Ipod and Iphone via Itunes other ... That's why besides that newspapers and magazines such as Charlie Hebdo, L'Echo Savannah or even give up on Playboy be broadcast their content on tablets Apple. Welcome to the realm of censorship and Puritanism, like when you buy a fridge you are required to buy all your products in one store, which would practice rates far superior to those of the walking and refusing to sell Nuttella, the cakes, sweetened drinks ... Gluttony being a fisheries capital
Are they admit to having sodomized and Syphilis? Not really, this is a very surprising for the pub .... Scrabble!
Love is in the first.
Just put yourself in the Suçotherapie.
Behind this lies touting as the new Anti-Tobacco Campaign.
Comparing addiction to cigarettes compulsion fellatio, the new campaign of non-smokers Rights provocative plays and makes the BUZZ.
Smoking is being a slave to tobacco.
The poster campaign
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1. This is called commonly Cum is actually a seed containing only 10% Cum.
The rest is
- of vitamin C
- citric acid
2. Taste sperm may vary depending on the power
- Eating meat makes it more acidic or bitter
- Eat fruit or sugar foods makes it more sugar
3. A teaspoon of semen contains between 200 and 500 million sperm
4. A man and rabbit issued the same average number of sperm per ejaculation (280 million), while the pig issued 28 times (8 billion). Hence the term Big Pig?
5. Upon ejaculation sperm has an average speed of 50 KM / H. Faster than a Jaguar.
6. A man ejaculates on average a distance of 18 to 25 cm. The world record being over 5 meters (anyway!)
7. Sperm PH is between 7.2 and 8
8. Sperm can live up to 5 days in a woman and three hours on the toilet.
9. 5% of women are allergic to semen
10. The Etoro people (tribe of Papua New Guinea) believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders to mature and grow with strength and acquire the status of an adult male. When is a koh-lanta in Papua New Guinea