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Pascal newly arrived Negro on Twitter it's done as it should be rebuffed by the Maitre Eolas vigilante who tweet. FYI Pascal Negro who appeared on the web to promote his book "Without INFRINGEME n" ... Failing to sell the disks of these "artists" Pascal Negro hopes to sell a book ... and if AC does not sell we imagine already that it will have because of piracy

And if we do that by speaking bribe of 140 characters, give ca ca can be:

Small algorithm to help you choose which follower

It appears that only 5% of Twitter accounts possess more than 100 followers.

So @ Umoor is left of the Happy Few! Champagne!

Joke of course! Here is a list of 100 Twitter accounts to follow after a Vendeesign. We would like to see included http://twitter.com/umoor

Jacques Froissant - Founder of Altaïde, http://twitter.com/altaide_jf
Antoine Dupin - Burden of Web Communications, http://twitter.com/antoinedupin
Jade LM - blogger, http://twitter.com/aratta
Frederic Cozic - Web Project Manager, http://twitter.com/aysoon
Aziz Haddad - Associate Director at Isobar, http://twitter.com/azizhaddad
Lawrence Bazet - Serial Web entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/bazet
Benoit Descary - Blogger and lecturer, http://twitter.com/bdescary
Damien Faure - Blogger, http://twitter.com/befaure
Benedict Gallerey, http://twitter.com/bengallerey
Chistophe Lefevre - Serial Web entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/bleebot
Brice Mazenod - Blogger, http://twitter.com/briko
Ronan - Blogger, http://twitter.com/businessgarden
Labisse - Blogger, http://twitter.com/buzzcl
Buzzman - Stuff by Buzzman, http://twitter.com/buzzman_time
Cedric Bonnet - Community Manager at The Phone House, http://twitter.com/cedricbonnet
Charles Liebert - DinoBlogger & Digital Blacksmith http://twitter.com/
Orange Vallee, http://twitter.com/Charles_Liebert
Romain Casolari - Komodo and CEO of Blogger, http://twitter.com/chauffeurdebuzz
Pilou - Consultant web developer, http://twitter.com/chezpilou
Christophe pathologist - Blog Strategist and Blogger, http://twitter.com/chrislogiste
Cedric Ingrand - Reporter LCI http://twitter.com/cingrand
Christophe Lauer - Business Development Manager at Microsoft France, http://twitter.com/clauer
ClementJobeili - Web developer, http://twitter.com/clementj
Serge Roukine - Founder encoder, http://twitter.com/codeur
Fred - Blogger, http://twitter.com/conseilsmkg
Bruno Bichet - ICT trainer and integrator, http://twitter.com/css4design
Defred - Web Entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/defred
Delphine Dumont - blogger, http://twitter.com/Delphine_D
Bertrand Demarcq - Serial Web entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/demarcq
Claudine Verdier - Webmaster, SEO, http://twitter.com/dievochka
Antoine Frankart - Entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/emerika
Nicolas Chaunu - Founder Emob, http://twitter.com/emob
Etienne Servant - Blogger, http://twitter.com/enneite
Fabien Pretre - Blogger, http://twitter.com/fabienpretre
Fabien Thomas - Webdesigner, http://twitter.com/fabienthomas
Fadhila Brahimi - FB Associates CEO and Consultant E-reputation, http://twitter.com/fbrahimi
Francis Chouquet - Blogger WordPress Expert, http://twitter.com/fran6
Franck Lassagne - Chief editor Giiks, http://twitter.com/francklassagne
Fred Cavazza - Blogger and Web Entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/fredcavazza
Fred - Blogger, http://twitter.com/fredzone
Julien - Blogger Freeman59, http://twitter.com/freeman59
Fullhdready - Blogger on LePost and Video Editor, http://twitter.com/fullhdready
Gakatan - Blogger, http://twitter.com/gakatan
Valentin Brandt - Blogger, http://twitter.com/geekeriesfr
Guillaume Frat - Blogger, http://twitter.com/guim_fr
Gus - Blogger on Ironfle, http://twitter.com/gusironfle
Henri Labarre - Blogger of 2803, http://twitter.com/henrilabarre
Jeremie Berrebi - Zlio Web Entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/jberrebi
Jean Francois Ruiz - Web 2.0 Blogger, http://twitter.com/jfruiz
Mary Jean Leray - Blogger on adscriptor, http://twitter.com/jmleray
Joffrey Lacourt - Blogger on Geek & Hype, http://twitter.com/joffrey
Julien Coquet - Expert Web Analytics and blogger, http://twitter.com/juliencoquet
Manuel Dorne - Blogger Korben, http://twitter.com/korben
Koreus - Blogger Koreus, http://twitter.com/koreus
Jean Loup - lump on Blogger, http://twitter.com/lumpyana
Manual Lambot - Blogger on Otageek, http://twitter.com/manusupra
Marie - CEO Altiref (SEO and Ref), http://twitter.com/mar1e
Maxime Guernion - Blogger BlogToolBox, http://twitter.com/maximeguernion
Max Schleiffer - Blogger SmaxBlog, http://twitter.com/maxschleiffer
Flavian - Blogger Network RegionsJob, http://twitter.com/moderateur
Francis Rochebouët - Founder Hellotipi, http://twitter.com/mrboo
Emery-Doligé Blogger Mry, http://twitter.com/mryemery
Nitot - Firefox open source Web evangelist, http://twitter.com/nitot
Nathalie_Kosciusko-Morizet - Minister of Economy Digital, http://twitter.com/nk_m
Papygeek - Blogger Papygeek, http://twitter.com/papygeek
Philippe Lagane - Blogger 2.0 AcessoWeb, http://twitter.com/philippe_lagane
Pierre Tran - Journalist at 01Informatique, http://twitter.com/pierretran
Remy - Web Entrepreneur, http://twitter.com/potdeyahourt
Eric Dupin - Blogger on PresseCitron, http://twitter.com/pressecitron
Joseph ayoube - Blogger on WhiteZine, http://twitter.com/rade
Ravana - Host and Producer Geekment Ok, http://twitter.com/ravana
Alexandre Villeneuve - SEO Expert and Blogger, http://twitter.com/referencement
Remy Bigot - SEO Consultant and Webmarketing, http://twitter.com/remybigot
Richard Ying - Photographer and Blogger, http://twitter.com/richardying
Sebastien Billard - SEO Expert, http://twitter.com/sbillard
Virginia Spies - Maitre de Conf semiologist http://twitter.com/semioblog
Seoman - Network of Blogs and SEO, http://twitter.com/seoadsenseman
Christophe Romei - Publisher ServicesMobiles, http://twitter.com/servicesmobiles
Severin - Blogger, http://twitter.com/severin
Steve - Blogger, http://twitter.com/stagueve
Julian - Founder of Weesk, http://twitter.com/Startupz
Stephane Tauziede - Entrepreneur and Blogger, http://twitter.com/stauziede
Sumatra - Tijuana on Blogger, http://twitter.com/sumatrapointfr
Sylvain Flag - Blogger, http://twitter.com/slydnet
François Pichard - Blogger, http://twitter.com/tchuntfr
Thierry Bezier - Founder Intruders, http://twitter.com/thierrybezier
Thierry Roget - Blogger, http://twitter.com/thierryroget
TouchCream - Blogger, http://twitter.com/touchcream
Adele Tsan - Poet, http://twitter.com/tsaneem
Alexander - Blogger, http://twitter.com/tuxboard
Sebastien - Blogger, http://twitter.com/tuxplanet
H bumblebee - VP marekting Oxatis http://twitter.com/valvert
Olivier Ruffin - Blogger, http://twitter.com/veilleperso
Benjamin Romei - Consultant, Founder and Publisher Vendeesign, http://twitter.com/vendeesign
Vincent Abry - Marketer and Blogger, http://twitter.com/vincentabry
Vinvin - CEO Hellotipi, http://twitter.com/vinvin
Weetabix - Blogger cur-i, http://twitter.com/weetabix
Xhark - Blogger Blogmotion, http://twitter.com/xhark
Xavier Moisan - Director Digital Edelman France and Blogger, http://twitter.com/xmoisant
Thibaud Vezirian - Journalist LCI http://twitter.com/zetitiparisien

It seems the French are a lagging phenomenon on TWITTER. Proof:

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By Vinvin.

Do not worry I will not give you the video of Seguela saying " Everyone in a Rolex, if 50 years was not a Rolex, we still failed in life . "

I offer just a small anthology of the best Tweets related to this sentence that made the buzz. And even if he regrets, it's still a pro from the grip Seguela

• If you do not Kalashnikov to 50 years, we have failed in life
• If in 50 years there has been no pat Carla Bruni, is that we have really failed in life
• Everyone has a uterus, if a man at age 50 has no uterus, it has failed in life!
• If at age 50, you're not the same as Madoff Clients Map, you've missed your life
• Everyone has a tuna, whether at age 50, did not you tweeting a tuna, you've missed your life ...
• Everyone has one testicle gold! If at age 50, you do not have one testicle gold, you missed your life
• If at age 50, she's all hard is that you took a blue pill
• If at age 50, do you have 48 is that you know not count
• If you do not "eat the laughing cow" at age 50, well you've missed your life
• Everyone has a jaw, if you do not have to jaw 50 years you miss your life.
• If at age 50 I still give importance to the bling-bling, I will miss my good life
• If it has not cleaned his friendlist to 40 years we have failed in life!
• Segala, at age 70 if there is a con we have failed in life
• When you finally buy a Rolex, is that we have really failed in life!
• If 10 years was not a cop-flak was failed in life
• If at 50 + it is not clear what a flik flak did you miss her life?
• If at 50 you do not sleep with a Rasta, we still failed in life
• Everyone has a molar. If you do not have molar to 50 years, is that we have failed in life!
• At 50, everyone has "a Gmail address". If at 50 you do not have "a Gmail address" and you've missed bin your life!
• If you no longer gmail to 12:00, you miss your life.
• If you are not unfollow @ loic 40 years before you miss your life
• PPDA: "If at age 61, you do not pose shirtless in a VOD and swear never to sink into people is that you've missed your life"
• Everyone has a carotid! If at age 50, you do not have a carotid artery, you missed your life ...
• Everyone has a tuna, whether at age 50, did not you tweeting a tuna, you've missed your life ...
• Everyone has an Xbox360! If at age 50, you do not have a Xbox360 you miss your life ...
• Everyone has a beautiful mother, if you do not have a beautiful mother at age 50 you miss your life.
• When I have 50 years I have a Breitling & so what, I miss my life xD
• If in 50 years, I have the ego and said as much crap Seguela, I will miss my life!
• At 50 years if you ride in Solex, well did you miss your life
• If at age 50, you do not follow me on Twitter is that you miss your life

Stephane Guillon and voila shall provide a layer: