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Enormous Post-sync over 70 minutes broadcast on Canal + in December 1993.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3217190762343170150

In football there are players that we nicknamed foxes surfaces, Football I do not know what it's called! Coyote's midfield?

Personally I thought Obama would be the president of changing mentalities in the United States, and I thought a greener America ... But we can not say Obama is an example ...

Here is the video of a German American traveling on a highway. The wise guy is not running below the speed limit of 70 miles / hour (little near 112 km / h) but 97 miles / hour, or even when 156 Kmh he is very sure stop by Cop makes him morality. Moral imaged a rather rough translation ... and script below the video. We can say that there is rather strong American policeman! It's not just "You risk a fine" or "you risk going to jail" ... but rather "You know what will happen to you in prison"

Police Officer: Where are you from?
Police Officer [fr]: Do you or?

German driver: Germany
German driver [fr]: Germany

Police Officer: You know what's the Speed ​​Limit here Germany Boy
Police Officer [fr]: You know what is the speed limit here "Germany Boy"

German driver: I did not really get it yeah
German driver: I'm not sure actually

Police Officer: So why are you driving in my country
Police Officer [fr]: Why you ride in my country

German driver: Hum
German driver [fr]: Hum

Police Officer: Why are you driving if you are not paying attention to the speed limit?
Police Officer: Why you ride if you do not pay attention to the speed limit?

German driver: Is it 70?
German driver [fr]: It is 70?

Police Officer: It is 70 miles hour year, now why are you going 98?
Police Officer [fr]: It is 70 miles per hour, why you're a 98?

German driver: I was just Following another ...
German driver [fr]: I followed just another ...

Police Officer: Do not follow Any other cars, and let me give you a little hint Following You Were not nobody, I was right in front of you, leading the pack You Were. This is a Autobahn, you understand that?
Police Officer [fr]: Do not follow other cars and let me give you a tool, you followed anyone, I was just in front of you and you was leading the pack. It is a motorway you understand that?

German driver: I get that Sir
German driver [fr]: I understand Mr.

Police Officer: You know what happens to nice little boys like you That have to go to jail for reckless driving? Ass will be hurting for months.
Police Officer [fr]: You know what happens to nice guys like you who ptits should go to jail for dangerous driving? You will hurt your ass for months.

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Police Officer: I suggest you slow down untill you will get 70 or Violated
Police Officer: I advise you to reduce your speed to 70 or you'll violate

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Barack Obama jokes with colleagues

Obama painter improvises

Barack made a few passes to relax

Obama sets foot on the table

Obama plays golf at the White House

Barack improvised sports commentator.

Obama teaches basketball.

Obama received a pass ...

You want to go live in the United State, live, work ... get your Green Card (Green Card) and incidentally become American. Here's a little diagram that will explain all the options available to you to legally immigrate to the U.S..

Here's how the Americans see the old continent

You do not have enough money to go on holiday to water ski? The American worker has find the solution, water skiing on the workplace! Had to think

There is not enough fat to make it really realistic

It is also ca America.